A Day of "Rest"

10
--Approximate hour we left for church.

9
--Approximate number of hours before we returned home from church.

8 million
--Estimated number of Knock-Knock jokes told during above-mentioned hours.

7
--Approximate hour we returned home.

6
--Number of snacks needed to appease Mr. B throughout the day (not including supplements from the "Candy Lady" and the Baptism refreshments).

5 hundred
--"Real Feel" number of eyes that turned our way when Mr. B exclaimed, "All right, let's get out of here!" halfway through the Baptism. (actual number was probably 100)

4
--Number of ounces of juice spilled on unsuspecting boy when D-man kicked his cup of punch.

3
--Number of times someone passed through the foyer before asking us why we were still there.

2
--Number of heads involved when Mr. B decided to test who's skull was most dense (he won).

1
--Number of nursery children knocked down in D-man's effort to get through the door to his Mama (so much for making friends in our ward).